OTTAWA - Fashion Police from Ottawa Central Division have issued citations to Hubby. Hubby was cited for "tasteless impersonating a 70 disco icon." His closet was raided, and police seized dozen of items of tasteless clothing, including a sear sucker leisure suit.
The citation, the second for Hubby in Ottawa, are simply warnings. Third offenses, however, could result in fines, and third offenses are punishable by a mandatory two-week stay in a fashion rehab clinic.
