Mathematical equations ~ enjoy :)

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Hopefully everyone gets a chuckle out of this, I know I did. :)

Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? >
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
 
R+A+N+D+O+M+N+O+N+S+E+N+S+E

18+1+14+4+15+13+14+15+14+19+5+14+19+5 = 170

Seriously, calling this math is an insult. But, even if we were going to take it at face value:

1) Why is the worth of a letter indicated by the position in the alphabet?
2) Why are these positions additive?
3) Where did the percentages come from, is the letter C actually just 3%? 3% of what?
4) Are longer words a higher percentage?


I'm not a fan of this type of "humour"
 
Oh, if you want to make your own hilarious equations

Letter Numbers


9 4-15 14-15-20 21-14-4-5-18-19-20-1-14-4 23-8-25 16-5-15-16-12-5 12-9-11-5 20-8-5-19-5 20-25-16-5 15-6 13-9-14-4-12-5-19-19 1-3-20-9-22-9-20-5-19

That's probably a few hundred percent right there.
 
janus said:
oh, if you want to make your own hilarious equations

letter numbers


9 4-15 14-15-20 21-14-4-5-18-19-20-1-14-4 23-8-25 16-5-15-16-12-5 12-9-11-5 20-8-5-19-5 20-25-16-5 15-6 13-9-14-4-12-5-19-19 1-3-20-9-22-9-20-5-19

that's probably a few hundred percent right there.
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2-5-3-1-21-19-5 20-8-15-19-5 23-8-15 3-1-14 14-15-20 4-15 20-5-1-3-8
 
Janus said:
R+A+N+D+O+M+N+O+N+S+E+N+S+E

18+1+14+4+15+13+14+15+14+19+5+14+19+5 = 170

Seriously, calling this math is an insult. But, even if we were going to take it at face value:

1) Why is the worth of a letter indicated by the position in the alphabet?
2) Why are these positions additive?
3) Where did the percentages come from, is the letter C actually just 3%? 3% of what?
4) Are longer words a higher percentage?


I'm not a fan of this type of "humour"
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I think you need chill and take this post for what it was meant to be. If it upset you so then why did you fell the need to respond?
 
cashcow4ex said:
I think you need chill and take this post for what it was meant to be. If it upset you so then why did you fell the need to respond?
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Cashcow4ex,

4-15 25-15-21 11-14-15-23 1 7-15-15-4 3-15-13-16-1-14-25 20-8-1-20 3-1-14 3-15-13-5 1-14-4 3-12-5-1-14 21-16 20-8-5 4-15-7 16-15-15 9-14 13-25 25-1-18-4

Good Luck!
Tayken

PS: This is just too much fun. :)
 
tayken said:
cashcow4ex,

4-15 25-15-21 11-14-15-23 1 7-15-15-4 3-15-13-16-1-14-25 20-8-1-20 3-1-14 3-15-13-5 1-14-4 3-12-5-1-14 21-16 20-8-5 4-15-7 16-15-15 9-14 13-25 25-1-18-4

good luck!
Tayken

ps: This is just too much fun. :)
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1-19-11 10-1-14-21-19 8-5 9-19 19-16-5-23-9-14-7 20-15-14-19 15-6 16-15-15-16 20-15-4-1-25
 
cashcow4ex said:
1-19-11 10-1-14-21-19 8-5 9-19 19-16-5-23-9-14-7 20-15-14-19 15-6 16-15-15-16 20-15-4-1-25
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LOL! As always, cashcow4ex is my favourite poster. Although I think you should change your image to this one:

41S6GWKN9ML.jpg


(Best band ever.)

Good Luck!
Tayken
 
Hmmmm... Finally. A little glimpse into Tayken, the person.

I watched the music video for "Air-conditioned Nightmare" when they were at the Bizarre Festival. No. I couldn't make this stuff up. Lol!
 
Qrious said:
Hmmmm... Finally. A little glimpse into Tayken, the person.

I watched the music video for "Air-conditioned Nightmare" when they were at the Bizarre Festival. No. I couldn't make this stuff up. Lol!
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Wikipdia on Mr. Bungle: Mr. Bungle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fantômas - Twin peaks fire walk with me - YouTube

Memories
Fade to gray
My smile
Your name
Roof leaks
Dim lights
Low rent
High tide
Boxsprings
Spare change
Your scent
My ways
Your breath
My air
Fog lifts
I stare

You're gone, but I'm there
I'm gone, but you're there
You're gone, but I'm there
I'm gone, but you're there
 
As this thread has the title "math" in it... Here is something "mathy" for everyone to consider as well...

Sugar Coated Sour
The Dillinger Escape Plan
From the Album: Calculating Infinity

The Dillinger Escape Plan - Sugar Coated Sour - YouTube

The lyrics seem appropriate:

what rounding out breaks
the silent barrier
waiting and waiting
can i pick your modest waste
i expect no more than
DID I STUTTER
DID I STUTTER
DID I STUTTER
simple regret
yeah, take a bow
you deserved
yeah, eat shit
you earned it
life would be so much better
if you did not exist
and god bless you fucking queen
what pawns
we have become
in this bland
little play:
sugar.coated,sour.
 
Janus said:
Why did you respond to my response?
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I responded with an offering of constructive criticism to you in an effort to make these boards more enjoyable to all.

However the response you offered to the OP whom was merely posting a joke that somehow offended you was garbage and offered nothing to no one.

Humans were gifted with something called a filter. For example, I use mine on several of your posts a week. While most of your posts are morally correct, the delivery falls short!

Have a good day Janice!

:):D
 
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cashcow4ex,

I hope things have settled down with your ex!
Some of the things you've posted literally have left me shaking my head at how "nasty" your ex can be.
 
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