Fatal Heart Attack

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... but a man is 10,000 times more likely to suffer a heart-attack if he has sex with his mistress and his wife finds out :D

Cheers!

Gary
 
LOL...well the mathematical odds are stacked against the wife since women become born-again virgins after the wedding ceremony.

While I was married, my husband asked me if I could talk dirty to him during sex. I said "yea, if I can find a phone"
 
Pursuinghappiness said:
LOL...well the mathematical odds are stacked against the wife since women become born-again virgins after the wedding ceremony.
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I'm so afraid to ask about women changing after the wedding ceremony ... but I can't resist. What is that about ? I've never heard this...
 
Pursuinghappiness said:
You never heard this joke?:

Q) What's the one food that stops a woman from ever wanting sex again?

A) Wedding cake!
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I have never heard that ! Too funny... I didn't eat any of my wedding cake-hmmm.....

Lorac said:
You mean all I had to do was find him a mistress!!
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Mess said:
... or if he walks in on his mistress and his wife having sex. :eek:
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Gary M said:
... but a man is 10,000 times more likely to suffer a heart-attack if he has sex with his mistress and his wife finds out
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Lorac-You have to do a blend of Mess & Gary's suggestion...FInd him a mistress, and then have sex with her at a time when he would walk in and find you both ! How did I miss this. This probably would have been the quickest way to end this mess...
 
There's a lot of guys out there that would be pretty turned on to see their wife making out with another woman! Okay, maybe not their "wife" per say, but definitely two women. I've often wondered (but don't know anyone that it's happened 'to') how much more of a shock it is to discover that your partner is cheating with another individual who is of the same gender. :/
 
hadenough said:
There's a lot of guys out there that would be pretty turned on to see their wife making out with another woman! Okay, maybe not their "wife" per say, but definitely two women. I've often wondered (but don't know anyone that it's happened 'to') how much more of a shock it is to discover that your partner is cheating with another individual who is of the same gender. :/
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I think it's all wrapped up together in the "OMG you've been LYING to me" shock.

I know of a few, but not well enough to ask them. But maybe it's not as bad, because it lessens the feeling of inadequacy. They didn't cheat because you were lousy in bed, they cheated because you didn't have the right equipment. Easier to think that the marriage breakdown is not your fault?
 
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