Ex Garage Sale

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Off topic but I have a suggestion that may help all of us ....

We should all organise an "Ex-Garage Sale". We line up all of our ex's on Mess's driveway,, dress them up in their best clothes, (which we have paid for), and slap price tags on them. Maybe someone will take them off our hands. For everyone that gets sold the lucky seller will be able to stop SS and CS payments.

If they find each other and all pair up we get a 2 for 1 relief package.

Just a thought but a damn good one.
 
Gary_P said:
Off topic but I have a suggestion that may help all of us ....

We should all organise an "Ex-Garage Sale". We line up all of our ex's on Mess's driveway,, dress them up in their best clothes, (which we have paid for), and slap price tags on them. Maybe someone will take them off our hands. For everyone that gets sold the lucky seller will be able to stop SS and CS payments.

If they find each other and all pair up we get a 2 for 1 relief package.

Just a thought but a damn good one.
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Hear hear, i for one think it's a pretty darn good idea!!!
 
Is it bad that when I first read "dress them in their best clothes and line them up" I thought of something a LOT different than a garage sale?

Holy shades of firing squad batman!

:D
 
NBDad said:
Is it bad that when I first read "dress them in their best clothes and line them up" I thought of something a LOT different than a garage sale?

Holy shades of firing squad batman!

:D
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Is it equally bad that I had to backspace and use Garage Sale instead of using Firing Squad?
 
The price tag would indicate how much I'm willing to pay for someone to take her, I guess? Surely no-one would pay for that hell.
 
wretchedotis said:
The price tag would indicate how much I'm willing to pay for someone to take her, I guess? Surely no-one would pay for that hell.
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Free to a good home: Handsome, delusional, narcissistic, abusive, financially inept alcoholic with anger issues.

Scrap that - free to any home.

:D
 
Did I hear an offer for taking my ex for Beer and Pizza? I will throw in a new car too if you want lol. And it will take alot more than Beer to numb the pain from some of our ex's lol
 
fireweb13 said:
Did I hear an offer for taking my ex for Beer and Pizza? I will throw in a new car too if you want lol. And it will take alot more than Beer to numb the pain from some of our ex's lol
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Unfortunately, no, the offer was for free beer and pizza for anyone who takes my ex. :)

I'd offer a car but I can't even afford one for myself.
 
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