@#$%^ $2000 watch and it's an hour fast.
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Originally posted by Mess View Post@#$%^ $2000 watch and it's an hour fast.
A very confident James Bond walked into a bar and took a seat next to
a very attractive woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch
and I was testing it"
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the- art-watch? What's so
special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing panties"
Bond smiles, taps his watch and says, "Ah, the bloody thing's an hour fast."
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