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  • #16
    Originally posted by dadtotheend View Post
    Yes, thank you.

    I remember one time when I was younger that I showed up late at the Donut Shop and took home the woman PI. Seriously

    It's all making sense to me now.
    Thanks! I needed that laugh!

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    • #17
      I voted Powers...but I think I was stuck on the "under the covers" bit...and that would be a hilarious shag!

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      • #18
        omg, lol! i couldn't get past the teeth and the crazy chest hair!

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        • #19
          oooooouuuuuuuuuh baaaaby!!!!!!!

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          • #20
            I think Bond's got the best pickup lines hands down:

            James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

            The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

            "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of- the-art watch and I was just testing it."

            The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

            Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

            The lady says, what's it telling you now?"

            "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

            The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

            Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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            • #21


              I just can't believe you wouldn't be able to keep your hands off him?

              Even he seems surprised at what is under the covers

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                • #23
                  jesus christ, where'd i leave the eye bleach at???

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