Ex informs me that he has bought every single unit in my condo development, plus every other building in the neighbourhood, at a total cost of $150 million, and the neighbourhood will now be renamed after him. His new wife hands me a pair of snowshoes so I can make my way up north, as she has changed federal laws so that I am required to live above the Arctic Circle for the remainder of my life. I try to explain patiently that they are not allowed to tell me what to do anymore, and by the way, the $150 million was mine from selling Girl Guide cookies and I would appreciate having it back. Then, thank God, I wake up.
Weirdest dream in a very long time.
Weirdest dream in a very long time.
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