I think somebody should put together a reality based divorce manual which can be purchased at the court house. All proceeds would go into some sort of charity fund which can be accessed by litigants once they have run out of lawyers, plundered their life savings, are homeless and on the brink of starvation.
The manual could contain some of the following chapters:
1. How to find and painlessly attach your first lawyer to your wallet.
2. How to painfully detach your 1st lawyer from your wallet and attach #2 to your RRSP''s, TFSA, and investments.
3. Credit card juggling 101.
4. Matrimonial home door slamming...exit, entry and equity destruction.
5. Tribal Warfare, how to coerce cannibals onto your side.
6. Lawyers, love 'em, leave 'em, sue 'em.
7. Judges, do they or don't they... actually read your file?
8. Family Court Assessors, the new breed of money vultures picking at the bleeding the carcass of your life savings.
9. Best Interests of the Childten : an excuse used by the court to justify the legal torture of your kids
10. Strategy and counter strategy: know your enemy's game plan
11. The idiots guide to self-repping
12. Family law rules and how everybody but you gets to break them
13. Stress management 601 : pick the addiction that's right for you
14. Affidavit writing. Lying with a straight pen
15. Who can sling the most mud wins
16. Money wars, how to fund your lawyer's children's international education fund
17. CAS, make 'em spin
18. Time your 911 calls. Whoever gets the police to show up first , wins
19. How to prolong your court case so it last twice as long as the marriage
20. How to keep taking your ex to court forever or until death do you part
21. Motions and counter motions ..oh what fun it is.
22. How to piss off the judge without even trying
23 Court related PTSD and finding the right addiction to treat it
24. How to glare at your ex from across the room
25. Fifty ways to leave your lawyer
26. Court ordered into poverty
27. How to live the homeless lifestyle with 6 kids, 3 rabbits and a dog.
28. How to keep the conflict going for years after the divorce is finalized
29. Offshore assets. Learn to swim
30. How to come back from the grave to haunt your ex. Fun and games with wills
The manual could contain some of the following chapters:
1. How to find and painlessly attach your first lawyer to your wallet.
2. How to painfully detach your 1st lawyer from your wallet and attach #2 to your RRSP''s, TFSA, and investments.
3. Credit card juggling 101.
4. Matrimonial home door slamming...exit, entry and equity destruction.
5. Tribal Warfare, how to coerce cannibals onto your side.
6. Lawyers, love 'em, leave 'em, sue 'em.
7. Judges, do they or don't they... actually read your file?
8. Family Court Assessors, the new breed of money vultures picking at the bleeding the carcass of your life savings.
9. Best Interests of the Childten : an excuse used by the court to justify the legal torture of your kids
10. Strategy and counter strategy: know your enemy's game plan
11. The idiots guide to self-repping
12. Family law rules and how everybody but you gets to break them
13. Stress management 601 : pick the addiction that's right for you
14. Affidavit writing. Lying with a straight pen
15. Who can sling the most mud wins
16. Money wars, how to fund your lawyer's children's international education fund
17. CAS, make 'em spin
18. Time your 911 calls. Whoever gets the police to show up first , wins
19. How to prolong your court case so it last twice as long as the marriage
20. How to keep taking your ex to court forever or until death do you part
21. Motions and counter motions ..oh what fun it is.
22. How to piss off the judge without even trying
23 Court related PTSD and finding the right addiction to treat it
24. How to glare at your ex from across the room
25. Fifty ways to leave your lawyer
26. Court ordered into poverty
27. How to live the homeless lifestyle with 6 kids, 3 rabbits and a dog.
28. How to keep the conflict going for years after the divorce is finalized
29. Offshore assets. Learn to swim
30. How to come back from the grave to haunt your ex. Fun and games with wills
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