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Old 06-06-2013, 03:41 PM
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Default Mathematical equations ~ enjoy :)

Hopefully everyone gets a chuckle out of this, I know I did.

Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? >
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
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Old 06-06-2013, 04:04 PM
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R+A+N+D+O+M+N+O+N+S+E+N+S+E

18+1+14+4+15+13+14+15+14+19+5+14+19+5 = 170

Seriously, calling this math is an insult. But, even if we were going to take it at face value:

1) Why is the worth of a letter indicated by the position in the alphabet?
2) Why are these positions additive?
3) Where did the percentages come from, is the letter C actually just 3%? 3% of what?
4) Are longer words a higher percentage?


I'm not a fan of this type of "humour"
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Old 06-06-2013, 04:06 PM
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Oh, if you want to make your own hilarious equations

Letter Numbers


9 4-15 14-15-20 21-14-4-5-18-19-20-1-14-4 23-8-25 16-5-15-16-12-5 12-9-11-5 20-8-5-19-5 20-25-16-5 15-6 13-9-14-4-12-5-19-19 1-3-20-9-22-9-20-5-19

That's probably a few hundred percent right there.
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oh, if you want to make your own hilarious equations

letter numbers


9 4-15 14-15-20 21-14-4-5-18-19-20-1-14-4 23-8-25 16-5-15-16-12-5 12-9-11-5 20-8-5-19-5 20-25-16-5 15-6 13-9-14-4-12-5-19-19 1-3-20-9-22-9-20-5-19

that's probably a few hundred percent right there.
2-5-3-1-21-19-5 20-8-15-19-5 23-8-15 3-1-14 14-15-20 4-15 20-5-1-3-8
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9 20-8-15-21-7-8-20 9-20 23-1-19 6-21-14-14-25
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R+A+N+D+O+M+N+O+N+S+E+N+S+E

18+1+14+4+15+13+14+15+14+19+5+14+19+5 = 170

Seriously, calling this math is an insult. But, even if we were going to take it at face value:

1) Why is the worth of a letter indicated by the position in the alphabet?
2) Why are these positions additive?
3) Where did the percentages come from, is the letter C actually just 3%? 3% of what?
4) Are longer words a higher percentage?


I'm not a fan of this type of "humour"

I think you need chill and take this post for what it was meant to be. If it upset you so then why did you fell the need to respond?
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I think you need chill and take this post for what it was meant to be. If it upset you so then why did you fell the need to respond?
Cashcow4ex,

4-15 25-15-21 11-14-15-23 1 7-15-15-4 3-15-13-16-1-14-25 20-8-1-20 3-1-14 3-15-13-5 1-14-4 3-12-5-1-14 21-16 20-8-5 4-15-7 16-15-15 9-14 13-25 25-1-18-4

Good Luck!
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PS: This is just too much fun.
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cashcow4ex,

4-15 25-15-21 11-14-15-23 1 7-15-15-4 3-15-13-16-1-14-25 20-8-1-20 3-1-14 3-15-13-5 1-14-4 3-12-5-1-14 21-16 20-8-5 4-15-7 16-15-15 9-14 13-25 25-1-18-4

good luck!
Tayken

ps: This is just too much fun.

1-19-11 10-1-14-21-19 8-5 9-19 19-16-5-23-9-14-7 20-15-14-19 15-6 16-15-15-16 20-15-4-1-25
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1-19-11 10-1-14-21-19 8-5 9-19 19-16-5-23-9-14-7 20-15-14-19 15-6 16-15-15-16 20-15-4-1-25
LOL! As always, cashcow4ex is my favourite poster. Although I think you should change your image to this one:



(Best band ever.)

Good Luck!
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Old 06-06-2013, 05:17 PM
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Never heard of them..are they a real band or is this some kind of joke that has gone straight over my head?
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