of tape measures.
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read, and it was sent to me by my ex. During a dinner visit with my son at his grandparents place he was playing with a mini tape measure (he loves numbers and has autism) and accidentally cut his finger when the mini tape measure rolled up. His grandmother put a bandaid on it and we sent him home. An hour later:
"In future, don't let X play with real tools. I have hidden my tape measure from X to prevent him from injuring himself. I bought him a toy tape measure (along with many other toy tools) so he can satisfy his curiosity without pain. You can go to Value Village and likely find some toy tools for a very reasonable price. X is lucky that he only hurt his finger with your dad's tape measure -- he could have lost an eye, given the lethal potential of tape measures when they spring back."
the lethal potential of tape measures
lethal potential of tape measures
Holy crap people. He could have had his jugular slashed. He could have had a limb amputated. He could even have been decapitated!
Protect your children from the threat of lethal tape measures!
There is some humour to be found in divorce after all I guess...
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read, and it was sent to me by my ex. During a dinner visit with my son at his grandparents place he was playing with a mini tape measure (he loves numbers and has autism) and accidentally cut his finger when the mini tape measure rolled up. His grandmother put a bandaid on it and we sent him home. An hour later:
"In future, don't let X play with real tools. I have hidden my tape measure from X to prevent him from injuring himself. I bought him a toy tape measure (along with many other toy tools) so he can satisfy his curiosity without pain. You can go to Value Village and likely find some toy tools for a very reasonable price. X is lucky that he only hurt his finger with your dad's tape measure -- he could have lost an eye, given the lethal potential of tape measures when they spring back."
the lethal potential of tape measures
lethal potential of tape measures
Holy crap people. He could have had his jugular slashed. He could have had a limb amputated. He could even have been decapitated!
Protect your children from the threat of lethal tape measures!
There is some humour to be found in divorce after all I guess...
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