Since I separated, it seems like so many people that I know are headed down the same path to divorce (I think divorce is contagious).
Anyway, with all the women I know that are back in the market...there are some pretty hilarious dating stories when the date goes bad.
Friend had me cracking up yesterday about a guy she met online. Posted his pic up, claimed to be around her age (40-something)...she talked with him for a few weeks and they made plans to meet for coffee. He shows up at Tim's and walks up to her and introduces him and not only looks nothing like the pic he posted but is about 20 years younger...sneakers, teenage haircut, jeans with no belt so they're hanging down showing his boxers....lol. So she starts laughing and asks how old he is...and he says "Why aren't you into this?" She said she was laughing so hard she could barely tell him "hell no" and gets up to leave.
And the kicker, on the way out, she said he asked if she could give him a ride back to his parent's house....LMAO.
Anyone have any more of these? I could use the laugh.
Anyway, with all the women I know that are back in the market...there are some pretty hilarious dating stories when the date goes bad.
Friend had me cracking up yesterday about a guy she met online. Posted his pic up, claimed to be around her age (40-something)...she talked with him for a few weeks and they made plans to meet for coffee. He shows up at Tim's and walks up to her and introduces him and not only looks nothing like the pic he posted but is about 20 years younger...sneakers, teenage haircut, jeans with no belt so they're hanging down showing his boxers....lol. So she starts laughing and asks how old he is...and he says "Why aren't you into this?" She said she was laughing so hard she could barely tell him "hell no" and gets up to leave.
And the kicker, on the way out, she said he asked if she could give him a ride back to his parent's house....LMAO.
Anyone have any more of these? I could use the laugh.
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