I am a bad husband, a bad father, a bad provider and my wife does not love me.
Also, I have a bad sense of humor. I still have no idea why my shitty marriage went to hell. However, I am starting to suspect that my wife's life-long friend had it all right when she initially refused to be the maid of honor at our wedding. Her friend recently told me that she knew it would just be a waste of money. However, at the time, my wife said that her friend was just being too cheap to buy a dress..... hmm..... come to think of it now, my wife says I am a cheap bastard too.... yeah, that seems to be a recurring pattern.... I do not know what to think anymore. Maybe I am bad at picking up red flags too.
Anyway, my wife is a doll and she happens to be my most reliable character witness. Everybody believes her! so, who am I to argue?
On the bright side, I have two fanatastic young sons who make all of the bullshit. the lies, the abuse, the deceit and the bankruptcy worthwhile. I am looking forward to taking care of our kids while I subsidize my soon-to-be-annulled wife's single life until death do us part!
Also, I have a bad sense of humor. I still have no idea why my shitty marriage went to hell. However, I am starting to suspect that my wife's life-long friend had it all right when she initially refused to be the maid of honor at our wedding. Her friend recently told me that she knew it would just be a waste of money. However, at the time, my wife said that her friend was just being too cheap to buy a dress..... hmm..... come to think of it now, my wife says I am a cheap bastard too.... yeah, that seems to be a recurring pattern.... I do not know what to think anymore. Maybe I am bad at picking up red flags too.
Anyway, my wife is a doll and she happens to be my most reliable character witness. Everybody believes her! so, who am I to argue?
On the bright side, I have two fanatastic young sons who make all of the bullshit. the lies, the abuse, the deceit and the bankruptcy worthwhile. I am looking forward to taking care of our kids while I subsidize my soon-to-be-annulled wife's single life until death do us part!
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