Quotable Quotes

[Gary M]

So I was amusing myself this morning by looking up some of the nutbars who have graced this forum... My-oh-my, I'm not used to so many good belly-laughs so early in the day

My personal favourite (so far) is the devout self-proclaimed Christian who posted this gem:

Originally Posted by mcheri

OMG you people here have a problem. FUCK YOU ALL MOTHER FUCKERS

A friend of mine wondered if "Quotable Quotes" would make a fun topic and I think it would.

Cheers!

Gary

[standing on the sidelines]

Originally Posted by Gary M

So I was amusing myself this morning by looking up some of the nutbars who have graced this forum... My-oh-my, I'm not used to so many good belly-laughs so early in the day

My personal favourite (so far) is the devout self-proclaimed Christian who posted this gem:



A friend of mine wondered if "Quotable Quotes" would make a fun topic and I think it would.

Cheers!

Gary

I think it would also

[Motorizer]

Shot, dude....
There's so many, I wouldn't know where to start...

[Gary M]

Hot off the press - a brand-new entry!

Originally Posted by momforever1956

I aint' getting no job, I am collecting from the x---till dealth do us part.. Oh welll hopefully first him cuz then its also his life insurance for moi....

Cheers to all---all those hard done by guys----write the cheques and just shut up!!!!!!

... and I thought that there was no more altruism to be found in this old world

Cheers!

Gary

[May_May]

My favourite one I believe was from billm...about that woman's 'man-picker' being broken !

[Gary M]

Originally Posted by May_May

My favourite one I believe was from billm...about that woman's 'man-picker' being broken !

Originally Posted by billm

And remember, when you are dating, that your 'man picker' is seriously broken, so don't trust your instincts.

Cheers!

Gary

[May_May]

This one always made me laugh...it was in the middle of a long back and forth banter and cashcow came in to break it up...

Originally Posted by cashcow4ex

I eat my Boogers !

Just found this one the other day...classic

Originally Posted by Max22258

Support for women that like to take a ride on your money is deductible.

[MiViLaLoco]

I seem to remember something about glitter farting unicorns...still makes me smile...lol

[Gary M]

Originally Posted by MiViLaLoco

I seem to remember something about glitter farting unicorns...still makes me smile...lol

That awesome line has been invoked by a few - including yourself. I think NBDad gets the trophy for first use

Originally Posted by NBDad

Remember...it's all cupcakes, rainbows and glitter farting unicorns.

Originally Posted by NBDad

Paste a big shit eating grin on your face, make out like it's all cupcakes, fuzzy bunnies and glitter farting unicorns, and get the hell out of dodge as quickly as you can.

Originally Posted by Fuming

Here’s to Glitter Farting Unicorns and Pigs with Lipstick!

Originally Posted by Gary M

YES, mature, thoughtful, selfless parents who can get along (but then they'd likely still be married, n'est ce pas?) can come to whatever agreement/arrangement they like and everything will be roses and glitter farting unicorns.

Originally Posted by NBDad

Document document document and remember, no matter how much you'd like to throttle the ex, it's all glitter farting unicorns and fuzzy pink bunnies until you get a judge's signature on a final order.

Originally Posted by MiViLaLoco

My predicition, based on her past and current behaviour, is that you have a better chance of seeing Unicorns farting glitter in your backyard than her signing your proposed amended agreement.

Cheers!

Gary