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Old 04-16-2017, 06:00 PM
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Oh! Found some better ones. I'll do like Arabian and quote the law to make it look all official and such.

Quote:
365 Every one who fraudulently

(a) pretends to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration,

(b) undertakes, for a consideration, to tell fortunes, or

(c) pretends from his skill in or knowledge of an occult or crafty science to discover where or in what manner anything that is supposed to have been stolen or lost may be found,

is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

R.S., c. C-34, s. 323.
It's the law! Now that I think about it, my ex used to pretend to do some magic spells with the kids when they were young. In fact, one might say that she held herself out to be a sorcerer who could create enchantments.

I think it is time I had a little chat with the police about the ex.
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